Monday, October 01, 2007
The Feminine Mystique
Saturday, September 22, 2007
The wolverines first roller coaster ride
Friday, September 21, 2007
Friday Brain Candy
Monday, September 17, 2007
Belated Birthday Wishes to Big Sister
Saturday, September 15, 2007
WELCOME BABY SHOFNER
We ate dinner with them last night, so it seems Melinda IS a wondermom after all. Perhaps it was my chili that did the trick.
Hope you guys enjoy this time together. We will see you soon. If you need anything we are here.
Sunday, September 09, 2007
Politics, good marketing, & activism
It was HOT!!!! Did i mention that. We smeared on the sunscreen and the little guy ate snacks i had packed and drank water. He did great. We were able stay an hour before he hot antsy and wanted to walk around. By this point i was drained and needed to go anyway.
Nothing But Burgers showed their marketing savvy by bringing over ice water for everyone and offering FREE burgers to all involved. What genius. You wave some free food in front of pregnant and nursing women AND their hubbys and you have customers for life. There was no sign of Applebees or their corporate company......unbelievable. They blew a great opportunity to gain alot of loyal customers . All it would have taken was a public apology and an amending of their "policy" to offer blankets to nursing moms to cover up. If i were in charge i would be firing some PR people immediately.
So the wolverine got his first taste of activism. He kept saying "We went to the nurse out".....perhaps he will go on to follow his heart and help his fellow man.
Saturday, September 08, 2007
Madeleine L'Engle dies.
A Wrinkle in Time is her most famous book. Its one of those "classics" that won all the awards. Reading it again this summer made me realize that my fondness for cross genres started early on. A little adventure, a little sci-fi, some politics, religion, and then mix it in with a personal story. I guess i havent changed much in 37 years after all.
Good night Ms. L'Engle. Thanks for the stories.
http://www.awrinkleintime.net/
Friday, August 31, 2007
Breastfeeding News from the ignorant masses
Gwen Stefani revealed that she is still breastfeeding her son Kingston because she doesn't know when to stop. Kingston turned one year old in May.Page Six reports:
I don't know when I'm going to stop breast-feeding...I'll just keep going while I can - like, he's getting his teeth, so it is a little bit scary. He's bitten me a few times."The last time I checked you were a millionaire, not a frontier settler, so now would probably be a good time to stop. Your kid isn't going to die of scurvy or starve because of the wily savages. In fact, he might walk to the refrigerator and get a juicebox and a Lunchable. In my experience, that's normally what people who can walk and have teeth do. "
Ah YES.....more ignorant comments from someone who knows nothing about nurturing your child. How witty of them. Lets take a celebrity and make fun of her for being a good mom. Way to turn another generation of young mothers off nursing.
The above image was in a local article entitled "Mom pushes breastfeeding on Applebees"http://www.kentucky.com/454/story/161993.html
Yes people, just LOOK at how she is pushing. Sitting there, fully clothed, looking like she is simply holding her child. Its just scandulous. How dare she. What is the real scandal is some of the comments left on the Lexington Herald Leaders website. Im embarrassed to live somewhere that seems to be a haven for idiots.
I must be living in a cocoon. I am amazed at the ignorance and intolerance that surrounds me. Those of us who choose to breastfeed do so because we feel we are doing what is best for our children. Evidently, no one else cares. Or better, they only care that it interferes with their daily lives, or making a profit, or their ideas of what the breast should be used for.
So here are three seperate news pieces illustrating where our country and culture is at when it comes to breastfeeding. One celebrity, one Kentucky mother, and one ad campaign trying to make a difference.
Third the POLITICAL:
It may take a minute, but read the article and feel your pulse quicken. Another case of lobbyists screwing with public health issues.
Kaiser Daily Women's Health Policy
Plans for HHS Campaign Highlighting Risks of Not Breast-Feeding 'Toned Down' After Meetings With Formula Makers, Washington Post Reports
[Aug 31, 2007]
An HHS campaign that aired advertisements promoting breast-feeding from 2003 to 2005 was "toned down" after formula industry representatives hired lobbyists to influence the department, the Washington Post reports.At the request of HHS' Office of Women's Health the not-for-profit Ad Council agreed to donate $30 million in air time for ads based off former Surgeon General David Satcher's 2000 report titled, "Blueprint for Action on Breast-feeding," according to the Post. The women's health office hired the ad agency McKinney + Silver to work with scientists from NIH, CDC and elsewhere on the campaign. After officials met with dozens of focus groups, they decided the most effective way to urge women to breast-feed was to "delineate in graphic terms the risks of not breast-feeding," the Post reports. One of the ads created for the campaign featured a nipple-tipped insulin bottle and said, "Babies who aren't breast-fed are 40% more likely to suffer Type 1 diabetes." According to the Post, some ads also featured photos of asthma inhalers topped with rubber nipples.According to the Post, the formula industry's involvement in the ad campaign is being "scrutinized" by Congress after Carmona's testimony last month at a hearing with the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform (Kaufman/Lee, Washington Post, 8/31). Carmona said the Bush administration routinely blocked him from speaking out or issuing reports on human embryonic stem cell research, abstinence-only sex education, emergency contraception and other sensitive public health issues. He also said the administration often edited his speeches for politically controversial content and encouraged him to attend internal political meetings (Kaiser Daily Women's Health Policy Report, 7/16). The House government reform committee is investigating whether Carmona was barred from participating in the breast-feeding advocacy project and if people working on the campaign were overruled by superiors. "This is a credible allegation of political interference that might have had serious public health consequences," Rep. Henry Waxman (D-Calif.), chair of the committee said.
Lobbying by Formula Industry The International Formula Counsel hired Clayton Yeutter -- former agriculture secretary and former chair of the Republican National Committee -- and Joseph Levitt, former director of the FDA Center for Food Safety and Applied Nutrition's food safety center, to arrange meetings with HHS, according to an IFC spokesperson. According to the Post, formula company officials also approached Carden Johnston, then president of the American Academy of Pediatrics. Afterward, Johnston wrote a letter to then HHS Secretary Tommy Thompson stating that AAP had "some concerns about this negative approach and how it will be received by the general public." Lawrence Gartner, head of AAP's section on breast-feeding, wrote to Thompson saying that the 800 members of the section did not know about Johnston's letter and did not share his concerns.In a Feb. 17, 2004, letter to Thompson, Yeutter wrote that IFC wanted to meet with Thompson because the draft breast-feeding ad campaign was inappropriately "implying that mothers who use infant formula are placing their babies at risk," which could lead to class action lawsuits, the Post reports. Yeutter also wrote that McKinney + Silver might "well be correct" in concluding that a toned-down ad campaign would be less effective, but the campaign could give "guilty feelings" to the women who cannot or choose not to breast-feed. He asked, "Does the U.S. government really want to engage in an ad campaign that will magnify that guilt?" Yeutter lauded then HHS Assistant Secretary for Public Affairs Kevin Keane for making "helpful changes" to the ad campaign but asked that more be done. Yeutter two months later wrote to Thompson thanking him for meeting with a group that included Levitt and another official.
Change in Ad Campaign Gina Ciagne, the women's health office's public affairs specialist for the campaign, said, "We were ready to go with our risk-based campaign -- making breast-feeding a real public health issue, when the formula companies learned about it and came in to complain. Before long, we were told we had to water things down, get rid of the hard-hitting ads and generally make sure we didn't somehow offend." According to the Post, the campaign ran ads that showed images of dandelions and cherry-topped ice cream scoops to highlight how breast-feeding could help prevent respiratory conditions and obesity.Current and former HHS officials said Cristina Beato, then an acting assistant secretary at HHS, was key in changing the ads, telling associates to "be fair" to formula companies, the Post reports. Beato and Christina Pearson, an HHS press officer, also told then Surgeon General Richard Carmona that they did not want him involved in the campaign's launch or in promoting its themes, according to current and former agency officials. Beato and Pearson said they do not recall giving Carmona that advice.Beato said that complaints from formula companies did not play a role in her decisions, adding, "I brought together our top public health people to examine the health claims, and they examined the science and concluded what should be in and what should be out." Keane said, "We took heat from the formula industry, who didn't want to see a campaign like this. And we took some heat from the advocates who didn't think it was strong enough."A spokesperson for McKinney + Silver, which withdrew from the campaign after the changes were ordered, declined to comment, the Post reports.
AHRQ Document According to the HHS officials and documents, the department in April chose not to promote an analysis of breast-feeding studies conducted by its Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality. The report did not say if there is a direct cause and effect of breast-feeding but said it is associated with fewer ear and gastrointestinal infections, and lower rates of diabetes, leukemia, obesity, asthma and sudden infant death syndrome. According to the Post, a top HHS official said Suzanne Haynes, a senior science adviser for the women's health office, called for the department to promote the report to the media and medical professionals. Current and former department officials said that Rebecca Ayer, HHS press officer, told Haynes and others in July that there should be "no media outreach" on the report. According to the Post, HHS and AHRQ sent out e-mail notices about the report, but it was "generally ignored" (Washington Post, 8/31).
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Dominos
I spend the better part of a week smoothing out the nap schedule getting it down to a nice system and then this happens. It seems to happen every week. Im so tired of it.
So now the wolverine is having "quiet time". That is where mommy puts the gate up so he cant leave his room and he is allowed to play by himself quietly in lieu of a nap. Its tantamount to mommy throwing in the towel.
Im also afraid that the closer we get to ending our beloved nursing , the closer we are to phasing out naps. I just dont know if the little guy can put himself to sleep for a nap. Rocking is nice, books are lovely, and he likes music, but for nap nothing taps the guy out like a little "nursey time".
Funny how they are always ending one stage and starting another. We have gone 3 nights without nursing at bedtime. That leaves us just with the nap nurse. We will see how it all pans out. He truly does shift from being my big boy one moment to being my needy toddler the next. Its so funny to see him develop and grow.
Im sure the true adventure begins when we throw another baby into this mix next year. Tim said today something to the effect of the next few years being grueling. Im sure in some ways that will be the case , but i think too they will be a fun time.
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Welcome Xander
Monday, August 06, 2007
Preteen Beauty Addicts
This article will make your skin crawl. Sometimes in trying to hard to please our children we arent doing them any favors in the long run. Thats a tough pill as a parent i think. I want my children to be happy, but also realize they want things sometimes that arent actually good for them.
I remember being so jealous when my older sister got her first pair of high heel shoes and thinking my mother was just so unfair for not allowing me to have them as well. I think i was probably 10.
Buffyverse
Mine was a bit surprising to me i admit. I am not the heroine usually.
"You are Buffy! Strong, brave and extremely independent, Buffy has proven time after time that she will do whatever it takes to save what she has sworn to protect. The Chosen One is defiant and unwilling to give up even if the task ahead of her is perilous. "Monday, July 30, 2007
Family Restrooms.....

Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Sorry Susannah
I did go see the hubbys show this weekend. I caught WORKING at the Studio Players on Saturday night and really enjoyed it. The show is fun and if your not careful you will catch yourself singing one of those darn tunes for days. Good work hubby. The man is a directing genius. He took a show i hate and changed the set up, gave it a cohesive feel, and BAM....its enjoyable. How does he do that????
Thumbs up for the new Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix movie. The best of the series so far. Alan Richtman and Gary Oldman almost steal the movie. And when did Harry get so darn cute?
A lukewarm thumbs up for The Evening. Its predicatable, but i liked the themes. I think because i am getting older. I was the youngest person in the theater. What was your first mistake? How did it shape your choices? In the end does it really matter? Are there any American actresses besides Claire Danes that can hold their own besides their British and australian counterparts??
Discuss.
Saturday, July 07, 2007
Fireworks Ad Nauseum
Im as patriotic and fun spirited as the next person. On the Fourth of July i expect some BOOM, some BLAM, some KAPOW!!! What i do not expect is boom, blam, kapow for 7 nights straight. It is rude and annoying to live in a suburban neighborhood with people from 1 to 85 and have to put up with that for a week.
I can give you the night before the big event, the big event, and maybe the night after.....but SEVEN freaking nights and we are fried. Our 2 year old hasnt been to bed before 10 in a week and the cracks are showing.
Tonight my hubby was about to go to the neighbors and complain....but i intervened and went myself. *trying to prevent bloodshed*
So i walk down the street and very politely ask the people how much longer they think they will be.....that we havent been able to get our toddler down for a week due to fireworks. And they just looked at their watch and him hawed and said "uh...i dont know...maybe 20 more minutes"......no...oh im so sorry, or thanks for being so polite and neighborly about our disturbance. Nope. So i sighed....told them i would try to hold off my hubby for 20 minutes and walked back home.
So THAT is how it works. We now know who the rude neighbors are. And we are taking note. Tim took the wolverine for a drive to get him to sleep. And im still hearing fireworks. ILLEGAL fireworks i might add......yeah....in the city. So im giving them until 10 and then im calling the police. And i swear if i hear one more BOOM...BAM...or CRACK tomorrow night i am reigning down terror on them.
And i will reiterate, we are taking note of that house. We know who they are now. And we WILL NOT FORGET.
Thursday, July 05, 2007
Baby blues, blahs, blechs.....
Im going to see the doctor today. To find out what i can take to relieve the reflux...or the yucks...and to make sure im not dehydrated. Im sure i am to some extent because my lips are cracked and i dont even get up at night to pee. Not a good sign.
So Ive missed 3 days in 3 weeks of work. So far, so bad.
The hubby i believe is about at his wits end as well. I dont guess he would say that, but he doesnt have to. He has never been good at hiding his feelings. And if this were reversed i imagine by now i would be tired of doing 98% of everything around the house and with the wolverine. Plus his show opens on the 12th. So we have high stress levels around our house.
Im not whining, im just worried. Im not one to give up alot of control easily, and with pregnancy you have no control really over your own body, emotions, etc. Im one big hormonal, chemical imbalance. I keep thinking i will have a breakthrough and be able to get it together.
I feel like im letting my family down. That is not a good feeling.
On the up side....this cant last forever, right?
Wednesday, July 04, 2007
Tuesday, July 03, 2007
Some Patriotic Trivia for the 4th.....
4. There are many precise rules for taking care of the American flag. And speaking of flag traditions, we're sorry to report that contrary to legend, historical research has failed to confirm that Betsy Ross sewed the first flag.
Sunday, June 24, 2007
A Major Confession of Upcoming Expectations
Well our little family has a major announcement. We have been keeping the lid on for the most part for awhile, but no more. We are pregnant, expecting our second child in February 2008. That is a whopper. We are excited to share the news, although i must confess i enjoyed keeping it under wraps. A pregnancy can get pretty long and we always find out really early, so a little private time is good.
So our household is pretty rocking right now. This time around my "morning sickness" is 24/7 and pretty rough. It seems i have traded the semi- nauseous , mind numbing fatigue of the wolverines pregnancy with the super yuck, always a moment away from a heave nastiness im experiencing this time out. Its been a rough several weeks. Each week i get a little worse and Tim gets a little more behind in his work. Its not easy having a partner that cannot stand to step into the kitchen, especially when your 2 1/2 year old really has to eat. Tims show opens in less then 3 weeks and he is having to juggle the play, the wolverine, and me.
Ive managed to get to work each morning, and found its actually easier to be sick at work then at home. Iknow...that is terrible. But i told them at work at least im not expected to do anything, outside of just sitting there and massaging patients.
On the up side, the wolverine has had a good week, which coincided with my worst week yet. That was nice. It makes it easier to feel bad when he is happy. that just sounds crazy doesnt it. But i guess we should get used to crazy.
We havent had a lot of time to sit around and think about how our lives will change and what it will be like. This is all about just getting thru the next few weeks. Maybe when i feel better i will be able to do that. but somehow i dont think you get that a second time. I think this pregnancy will go mostly unnoticed alot of the time, except for the occassional "wow im getting big", or "oh the baby kicked" or "oh my we are always going to be behind". Life marches on in this house now. A toddler demands it. And i think having been thru this before makes a difference.
The baby will be very welcome, very loved, and im sure totally its own personality. But this house has been there, done that......and we are ready to rock.
Monday, June 18, 2007
U.S Circumcision rates drop
This very sensitive and personal issue is a no brainer to some and a confusing, emotional one for others. Im glad people are being more proactive in their decision making at the very least.
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Friday, June 15, 2007
Our First Recall....
http://www.cpsc.gov/cpscpub/prerel/prhtml07/07212.html
We have the red baggage car and the yellow sign. Great.
Monday, June 11, 2007
Summertime fun
So taking a cue from the hubby, what are your top five favorite "Summertime" songs. You know, the songs that just remind you of summer, take you back to lightning bugs, lemonade, yard sales, beaches, cold beer, riding around, having not a care in the world.
*Van Halen- Panama
*The Sundays- Skin & Bones
*Bob Marley- Is This Love
*Seals & Croft- Summer Breeze
*Counting Crows- A Murder of One
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
June is Busting out all Over.......
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Congratulations Honey...or thanks for keeping us out of the poor house...
Way to go Mr. Davis. On to the next worry......
Monday, May 28, 2007
Predictable
isnt it just like a child who hasnt gone down for a nap before 2 all week to fall asleep in your lap at 11:55 on the day you have a 12:30 lunch date planned with friends.
I swear i think he is looking at my calendar and taking his nap cues from it.
Sorry Susannah and Sophia we missed you.
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Memorial Musings.....
Stories always sound better when read by Grandmother....
The secret to our relationship........
Home sweet home.......
We live in a tri-level house that is cool in the summer and toasty warm in the winter. We have clean, running water at our fingertips. We can cook at ease and refrigerate at will. I have a wonderful job where i help others, get paid well, and only work about 15-20 hours a week. The hubby *hopefully still* gets to work in a field he enjoys, that pays fairly well, and gives us medical and dental benefits. He can arrange his schedule to be able to spend alot of time with our child AND where we dont have to send the wolverine to daycare.We go to the grocery store whenever we want and buy pretty much whatever we want. We have two cars and are able to fill up the tank *even though we moan and complain* whenever we need to. The three of us are healthy and if we werent our insurance would at the least make most illnesses affordable. We dont live in the swankiest neighborhood, but we are in a wonderful school district. Our house isnt the nicest decorated, but everyone has a bed, bath, and beyond. Our clothes wont turn heads most days, but we are covered and sometimes stylish.
If we wanted to get in the car or on a plane and travel we could without too much hassle...although the cost can be alot....we can still get around. We enjoy time with friends and go visit family on occassion. All this with no hassle. *Unless you count family in general as a hassle. ha!
We can vote. We can speak our minds. We can do pretty much whatever we want unless its illegal or harmful to someone else.
We can pray or worship if we choose, who we choose, when we choose, how we choose....or not.
The place i live is pretty alright. Even with all her faults, i appreciate the good and the advantages i was born into. But i realize down thru the ages alot of people have laid down there lives for this place...some willing and some not. People before me have not just espoused rhetoric....not just talked platitudes.....some people down the line have gotten their hands dirty to build something. And now here we are.
On Memorial Day i think about that. I think about not just those that have served in the Military, although their deeds arent forgotten. I think about the regular people who for whatever reason found themselves in a position to make a difference and they did. I remember all the people who have contributed to this place i call my home. And i wonder to myself if when my time comes to make a difference i will have the courage and wisdom to do so. To do my part in helping continue building the United States of America.
Friday, May 25, 2007
Sunday Fun....You Are Invited
THIS SUNDAY AT OUR HOUSE at 4:00 p.m
We will be doing burgers (beef and turkey) and your all welcome. Just bring a dish and yourselves and a festive spirit.
We will have the kiddie pool filled for the kiddies so bring swimsuits Or at the very least a swimdiaper....although i have been shamed in the past for letting my son venture out into the water with only a diaper on.
Its a FREE for ALL .....isnt that what Memorial Day is all about???
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Since i dont know if Melinda has watched it yet
After sitting thru the first 45 minutes it finally kicked into overdrive and had some fun. They have turned it around now to start the slow walk home over the next 3 seasons. Should be interesting.
I do have few things that bugged me about the finale but i will keep quiet for now.
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Playtime with friends
The boys riding horses at the Explorium
A game of bball with Daddy and Owen, while Noah works on his soccer skills. I think someone might want to bring that goal up a foot or so to make it an even game.
The boys and THE BOYS. Notice THE BOYS have color coordinated to avoid having to subject the boys to "shirts and skins".
The haircut....or what Rapunzel does on the weekends
Last summer my niece donated her hair to Locks of Love and it got me to thinking. I decided i would grow my hair "super" long and then cut and donate it too. Although i was feeling generous of spirit, my vanity prevented me from cutting it right away. I was not going to go "short", even for charity. I had to at least have shoulder length hair. So i waited....and waited....each visit to my hairdresser we got the ruler out and measured and she would show me where the cut off would be.....you have to have 10 inches to donate.
Well it finally happened and we ended up taking off 12 inches. Its taking some getting used to. I still prefer long hair, but its not so bad. I do have to actually use a hairdryer and "product" in my hair now...unless i want it to be wild. But sacrifices must be made.
The upside now is that i can wear my hair down without the wolverine saying "Mommy pull your hair up". That has been nice.
Before-
The wonderful thing about hair is.....that is always can grow back. At least for me. The organization i chose to donate my hair to makes wigs for children who dont grow hair or have lost all their hair due to chemo treatments for illnesses . I liked http://www.wigsforkids.org/because they donate their wigs to the families instead of making them pay for the wigs which several of the other organizations do.
I figure i will do this again as soon as my hair grows back out. Any of you care to join me???
Spring Flashback
Thursday, May 17, 2007
Just one more reason to love Henry Rollins
You just have to appreciate a man who spans the generations with Black Flagg, The Rollins Band, spoken word, and now this, his own take on Wal-mart, the devil .
Friday, May 04, 2007
Dazed and Confused
It takes you back people.....waaaaay back. And it makes you realize how oblivious you were in your formative years. Most of these people.....really all of these people, are unknown to me. I have collective memories with them, but nothing else. Its a thin connection to your childhood, most of which i cant even remember. Seems kind of sad when you think about it too much. Perhaps looking back makes you appreciate being in the present a little more. It also makes you realize that once a moment has passed IT IS GONE. You cant get it back....not even a photo can capture it.
That being said, those years in West TN im sure were influential in making me into who i am today. And also responsible for alot of much needed therapy......HA!
I figure it will be a hoot though. Reliving or remembering over a cocktail or two.
Monday, April 30, 2007
Brush your teeth, everyday, round and round, prevents tooth decay

Saturday, April 28, 2007
No 20 year class reunion....
Wow.
So i may jump in and try to throw together something. Am i insane i ask? yes.
I watced my sister plan her class reunion 2 years ago. I remember the headaches, the deadlines, the classmates that ignored deadlines and pleas for rsvp's and money and then called at the last minute wanting to come. Its alot of pressure ESPECIALLY when you dont live anywhere near the city or state you graduated in. And even MORE when you havent spoken to most of the people you went to school with in 10 or 20 years. I dont exactly do alot of "keeping up" with my chums from my youth. The one person i do keep up with i havent talked to in almost 2 years. yeah.....im the one you want in charge of putting together a reunion.
But still, a part of me thinks it would be worth the challenge .....to get an opportunity to look back a bit.
Maybe i am insane. This year is a biggie for us. Our first year in this house. The hubby is up for review in the next couple of months and we will find out if all his hard work is going to pay off with a littl stability. The wolverine is at "that age" and really needs alot of time and attention and patience. I am at a crossroads career wise AND then there is the possibility we may add to our family. And then there is that pesky IRS bill that we will spend most of the summer paying off. Plus my dad retires in like 2 days. (this has nothing to do with our big year but i thought i would give a shout out to him).
So planning a reunion would be an additional pain and strain on my rump.
And yet, im still sitting here contemplating doing it.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Drove

Head check
Strokes are the leading cause of disability in the U.S.
My parents 58 yr old friend had a stroke this year.
My 92 year old grandmother just had another stroke.
I worked on a patient this morning who has no left leg, only 1/4 of his right leg, and is blind.
He was a seeing, fully mobile man until earlier this year when he was hit by a dragster on the Texas highway going 200 something miles an hour.
The science of consciousness is a growing field. They are now saying that the "I" voice your hear inside your head isnt really "I", its just the thought that takes the forefront for that moment. I wont bore you with the details. However, scientists are quick to point out that this somehow disproves the existence of the soul. That somehow if we can find a spot in the brain that every function, thought, feeling and movement was originated that means we are souless. because if our consciousness is IN our brain then without that we are nothing.
Hmmmm.
I never have really thought much about the whereabouts of my soul. I dont think it resides somewhere specific. I see it more as energy permeating space. Not some actual form. So to the scientists i say, keep studying consciousness but dont rain on my soul parade.
Friday, April 20, 2007
80's Duo have all the answers

This is FOR REAL!!!!
"OK, TV fans -- here's your chance to ask '80s teen heartthrobs Corey Haim and Corey Feldman anything! They return to the tube this summer with a new reality series on A&E, but they will also be guest columnists on MSN, and you can ask them anything. Seriously. Got a question about your relationship? Ask them. Need advice on breaking into the acting biz? Ask away. Want to know what it was like to work with Kiefer Sutherland? Ask them, already! The best questions will be featured in the column and answered personally by each Corey. So, go ahead, Corey-maniacs, ask away: askcorey@microsoft.com"
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
It is television night
We celebrated being so in debt by going to El Toro and eating a big meal with MAGUERITAS AND DESSERT!!!!
Take that Uncle Sam!!! You cant keep us down. You may smack us around but we will never be your *%&***!!!
Monday, April 16, 2007
You Have Been Warned........
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Once upon a time
Case in point.

Meg Ryan. She was once, you got it, America's Sweetheart........Remember........(dont look up, just focus on this cute, sweet , lovely woman underneath us.
She was the girl next door, the best friend, the one all the good men ended up with. She had spunk and sass.
And throughout most of the 90s she had her own face.....and a few lines creeping in even.....
But then it started. Her lips started getting a little fuller and uneven.
The lines started smoothing out. She got a lot paler. Her eyes started looking "odd". And her nose thinned out, filled back in, and then settled on this.
Im not sure how much of Meg Ryans real face is actually left here. It seems around the early 2000s she was the recepient of some very unfortunate plastic surgery. My question is WHY??!!! Who told this woman she needed a nip/tuck??!!! And who was responsible for the less then fabulous end results?? I mean its no Kenny Rogers hack job, but its not good.
I couldnt make this stuff up....
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Winds-day
Midway thru a long week, ive been channeling Linda Hamilton of T-2 fame in order to get by. Mothering a sick toddler is a bit like fighting an almost indestructable machine sent from the future to destroy you and your son. The sleep deprivation.....check.The feeling of constantly being on the run.....check.
The slicked back ponytail because youve got no time to fuss with your hair....check.
The battle weary grimace....check.
The sweating aching biceps bulging as you lock and load that automatic machine gun ready to take out the next person who calls "momm....."......oh wait.....um...just kidding.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
"Daniel Popeye Shofner".....
Monday, April 09, 2007
Its April 9th
Sunday, April 08, 2007
Hippity Hop Hop.....
Easter morning and im reminiscing about my own childhood memories of the annual rites of spring. Some things change and some stay the same. Although im not really a big advocate of playing up the whole "easter bunny" thing we did do a basket for the wolverine. That i cannot give up. Its too much fun to see his face light up when he comes into the living room and sees a basket full of fun. Somehow he just knows it is his without us even telling him...Ha!
So the basket is chock full of things. Plastic eggs full of cars and trucks. Elmo eggs filled with tiny box of raisins. New bubbles....spill proof (great for those of us whose children insist on trying to drink theirs). A Thomas the Train book. Dr Seuss Green Eggs and Ham book. A pail, shovel, and handrake to help mommy in our garden. (This garden is fictious and although talked about endlessly has yet to appear in our backyard). And a Thomas the Train backpack....to carry fun things around in.
The day was uneventful other then that. No easter egg coloring or hunting. No spring fancy clothes. No church. No gluttonous overpriced brunches. Just us. The grandparents left at lunch.
Easter in my mind will always include things like baskets brimming with chocolate and candy. Matching full length purple gingham checked dresses for me and my big sister. Coloring eggs. Hunting eggs. Grandparents. Church, church, church. Uncomfortable tights. Wizard of oz.
I remember one Easter getting a little ring in my basket. That was thrilling. And i remember the disappointment of the Easter i finally "outgrew" the bunny and awoke to no basket while my little brother found his filled to the brim. That one still stings. *Note to self....the wolverine will get an easter basket until he is at least 25.
The weekend was a good one with the grandparents. Lots of eating out. Lots of the wolverine chasing around my mom calling out "grandmother". Playing Rook with my folks and tim. And losing every game!!!!
Hope everyone is well.
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
Papa Is Not a Rolling Stone

My father looks so much younger and more, well, normal!! Keith looks all craggy and pasty yellow and kind of like he died and then they brought him back....not actually to life...just dug him back up and put a bunch of eyeliner on him so no one would notice.
What is up with his hair??? At least my Dad just works the bald head thing. I am so glad my dad does not look like a dead dug up pirate.
Also....a 63 year old man needs to button up that shirt Keith....no one wants to see what is down there.
Monday, April 02, 2007
The Little TV show that Could
If you havent had time to watch it go to http://www.cbs.com/primetime/jericho/
They offer all the episodes for viewing via your computer. This past weeks episode was just indicative of what the whole season has offered. My only beef is the weekly "musical" montage which unfortunately has become standard for almost EVERY serial drama on the air regardless of genre. Its tiresome even if sometimes effective.
So now that BSG is off and Heroes doesnt come back until late April i can enjoy wednesday nights as TV night with a back to back Jericho and Lost.
Sunday, April 01, 2007
Texas Girl Scouts trying to bring back hats....

Saturday, March 31, 2007
Honey....its never too late....there is still

Friday, March 30, 2007
Tired, Delirious, Congested...
Somehow i managed a hike this morning at Raven run with the wolverine, two buddies, and two mommies. We had a picnic by the stream (of course me being sick...i didnt have anything at the house but raisins and cheese....so i tried to go thru a drive thru and pick up a muffin or something but i ended up at Fazolis getting pizza/pasta combo.....like you can actually eat that on a picnic on the trails......i told you i was losing it) ANYWAY my point is we wore the boys out and ended up heading back home around 2. The wolverine fell asleep fast in the van and slept 20 minutes. When i got him out at home he woke up and has been awake ever since.
So the one day i REALLY need a nap.......yeah.
I think i am about to seriously crash. If daddy doesnt show up soon we are screwed.
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Day 4 of the Sickness....
Grrrrr.
Help me Battlestar Galactica, your my only hope.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Day 3 of The Sickness
No signs of recovery.
Is this just allergies??? If so then after 5 years in Lexington i have finally arrived. I havent had an allergy episode like this since i was in high school. And that ended in TWO sinus surgeries.
The kicker is that since i am still nursing the wolverine i cant really take any of the good stuff. So any of you that have experience in this ....what did you take to help? Any natural, or homeopathic items?
Im desperate people.
Monday, March 26, 2007
I think my head is going to explode.
Seriously.
I havent had a sinus attack like this one in years.
Someone send for help.
Seriously.
Sunday, March 25, 2007
Restorative Yoga
Two hours of solitude. Its basically 4 poses.....and no standing up. Every pose is supported by blankets, bolsters, blocks. Its rest for the weary.
There were 9 women there today in class. I say we were the luckiest 9 mommies in Lexington between the hours of 3 and 5pm.
"And on the seventh day God rested". I bet God was doing some restorative yoga that day.
Just going to show us that in order to "create" a happy child, a happy family, a peaceful home, a more productive member of society.....we all need our "rest".
Hope you all got yours today.
Thursday, March 22, 2007
The Week In Review
So what is RIGHT with my body? Perhaps that is what i will focus on this week instead of the wreckage. Hey, im walking (barely) and talking and breathing.
Battlestar Galactica , my favorite show on currently wraps up its 3rd season this Sunday. I love the way they basically reinvent the show every season end. You never know what will happen. I cant wait.
This weeks episode of Lost actually didnt leave me irritated and frustrated. They actually moved the story along AND they flashback actually added to the present story. Wow.
The wolverine is in love with Carla, his favorite server at El Toro Restaurante. He now will say "Oooh Carla!" and then laugh. He has been learning new spanish words to impress her next time we go. His first crush.
Happy Birthday Amelia!!!!! I cant believe it was 7 years ago when i first held your little monkey self on my chest as we both recovered...me from surgery and you from birth. Who would have ever predicted that the day my sister had a c-section, i would have a laparoscopy!!!! Weird!!!
After just finishing my 4th Jello chocolate pudding cup of the evening, i remember why i dont buy these. I just bought myself 5 more miles on the treadmill.
Sunday, March 18, 2007
From the desk of the wolverine
Nana Davis and
Grandmother
So mommy is still basking in the glow of a wonderful long weekend in TN so she really isnt up to posting so i figured i would fill in. It seems a road trip was just what she needed. I guess having the grandparents around to entertain me was a plus. She and daddy actually got to go to a movie without being interrupted. I dont really know what that is all about but she is smiling more today so i guess its good.
Here is my top 5 books of the week:
1) Harold and The Purple Crayon (that crazy Harold has the best time. I need one of those crayons)
2) Home for a Bunny
3) Curious George goes to school (Im not sure why he needs to go to school. But Coco Monkey says that back in the day when he was living with his tribe The Choco-Pop-Os, an education was most prized )
4) Thomas Breaks a Promise (actually he told a lie, but i decided to role with it and just pretend i didnt notice the inconsistencies within the story)
5) Easy to Read Stories of Winnie the Pooh (I just like turning those pages)
Here is my favorite song of the week:
Jammin'- Bob Marley and the Wailers
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
"Take these tears, wash your skin,
Thats from the first song up on Ipod Shuffle. Its Kasey Chambers.
Ipod Todays Top 10 Shuffle:
*Kasey Chapman- A Million Tears
*Tool- Aenima
*Robert Randolph & the Family Band- It Dont Matter
*Sugarhill Gang- Apache
*Foo Fighters- The Best of You
*Foreigner- Dirty White Boy
*Blondie- Dreaming
*Lita Ford- Kiss Me Deadly
*Ozzy Osbourne- Mama Im Coming Home
*Janes Addiction- Mountain Song
Heavy on the 80s it seems.
So what are you guys listening to today???
Monday, March 12, 2007
300

Friday, March 09, 2007
Monday, March 05, 2007
Obsessing
http://www.girlscoutcookies.org/
The trade off
You know what it doesnt get ya?
Girl Scout Cookies.
Im filing an APB on my little girl scout.
Or at least on my 5 boxes of cookies.
Sunday, March 04, 2007
One mothers success is another mothers failure...
So today I had enough. I put the wolverine in bed with his monkey, his Nemo, and his happy apple that makes music. I cleared the room of any distractions. (basically anything he could climb on, grab, pull, throw) Each time he got down i went back in and put him in bed. When he kept launching happy apple across the room i took it out. He finally decided to stay inbed, but standing. And walking. And somehow finding a way to mess with the blinds. This went on for over an hour.
So obviously i hadnt had quite enough after all. I ended up throwing stuffed animals, pillows, and blankets on top of him in a hysterical fit of laughter. Then his dad came in and roughhoused with him. So it didnt work for us today.
However, i did not nurse him. On that much i stood my ground.
Wow. Big victory for mom.
I believe my irritation is less about my childs behaviour and MORE about the fact that the girl scout who took me for FIVE boxes of cookies still has not delivered them!!!!!!! I know they are in honey. Ive seen you all at Kroger. And the other 2 girls i bought from got them to me earlier in the week. Its SUNDAY afternoon at 3:30 girlie.....prime cookie delivery hours. Where the heck are my thin mints? My shortbreads? My peanut butter patties? My peanut butter sandwiches? My **** caramel delites??!!!!!!! You live ONE STREET over.....how long could it take to walk your lazy, 7 year old touche' over here today and give me what is rightfully mine??!!!! A more desperate woman would have just picked up a couple of boxes outside Kroger and been on her way. But NO.....i ordered FIVE boxes from YOU in good faith that you would get them here the first of March and it is the 4th!!!!! I already blew through 3 boxes, i cant afford to order more. Dont you get it??? I need those 5 boxes.
Alright. How is everyone else doing today?







